Sunday, August 31, 2014

Birthday man

Birthday what to give 
a man who has everything
Recycle my love

Ian Row

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Where have you been?
I hope you got some biscuits
Not enough biscuits


Is it almost Spring
Don't take it personally
It's boring inside


Friday, August 29, 2014

A haiku about gay rugby players

Gay rugby players
we're all thinking the same thing
what do you expect


Thursday, August 28, 2014

Tell him you told me
- what you don't know can hurt you -
so he knows I know

Ian Row

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Middle management

Middle management.
Supposedly helping us.
Getting in the way.


Cooperative technology

technology, bridge this gap
Don't get in my way

Ian Row

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Looks warm through the glass
Air had an edge to it though
The chill reminds you


Friday, August 22, 2014

Looks like Spring, feels like Summer

Why is it so bright
Looks like Spring is almost here
But feels like Summer

Ian Row

Wednesday, August 20, 2014


Passenger on train
looks like Hitler; just add mo
then presto

Ian Row


Why is that bacon
still in my news feed, my head
haunting, taunting me

Ian Row

Monday, August 18, 2014

Although I'm on Facebook:
I'm told we're on Twitter now.
Post to repost please?


Three key messages

A responsorial haiku to September 10, 2009

"I now have a cat."
"Moved to the northern suburbs?"
"Alan? We broke up."

Ian Row

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Some days are wild rides
Thoroughly knocking you 'round
Just don't let it show.



Pharmacist is gone.
Away. Europe. For 12 months.
Withdrawal symptoms.

Ian Row

Workshop in woop woop

workshop in woop woop
blank stares and frowns all they wore
long way for nothing

Ian Row (feat. Chris Gill)

Monday, August 11, 2014

Help him Lord Ganesh
move the mountain in his head
carry us away

Ian Row

Saturday, August 09, 2014

Goals for the future

Goals for the future
More travel and more pussy
No time like the present



Lunch with BFF
IMO nothing comes close

Ian Row

Thursday, August 07, 2014

Beta Brandis

Beta Brandis
A meta idiot
Mega funny

Ian Row
Workplace affection
There's a time for hand on thigh
Not now

Ian Row

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

A celebratory haiku

18C stays
A victory for uncommon sense
Love, the people

Ian Row

Communal chocolate

Communal chocolate
Who cares about the cocoa?

Ian Row

Monday, August 04, 2014

Big boy

When I said 'big boy'
I meant 'you're my main man'
not 'XXL' man

Ian Row

Saturday, August 02, 2014

11 minutes
Oh Patron Saint of car parks
Shine your light on me

Ian Row
Coldest night this year.
Not two weeks since they declared
Winter was over.


Surreal afternoon nap

My sense of selves shift
Surreal afternoon nap
Time to change the meds

Ian Row

Friday, August 01, 2014

silent disco
keep your shit music
to yourself

Ian Row