Another Facebook haiku

unsubscribe, he clicked
details of your boring life
go feed someone else

Ian Row

Five haiku about other people being boring

i.
too boring for words
Herald Sun reader... deep sigh
is this contagious?

ii.
mastermind
special subject: how to bore
No contest - You win!

iii.
When you are talking
paint dries, grass grows, brain cells die
Silence is golden.

iv.
if i annoy you
the way you annoy me, how
can we still be friends?

v.
wish i was homeward
bound instead, to you. alas
want to be alone.

Jenny Morris