i.
Living so near the
Equator, how do you explain
your frigid heart?

ii.
Go straighten your hair
Look nice for all the dudes that
you won't ask to dance

iii.
Private secret held -
I have days that glisten and
No one sees but me

Jeff Patterson

Children always know
Who they are, who they can be
Love them, step aside

Jeff Patterson

Irekae haiku

i.
i hate you so much  
i'm going to write a haiku   
to let the world know

ii.
i love you so much
i'm going to write a haiku
to let the world know

Neil Krieger

i have a headache
"fat people don't get headaches"
you saying I'm fat?

Dawn Mok and Ian Row

sticky date pudding
bake off was a health hazard
my death, your shoulders

Ian Row

don't 'whatever' me.
this was never about you.
i'm finding my way.

Ian Row

childhood friend in town
last contact twelve years ago
three key messages

Ian Row

Guilt free haiku

i feel fat. and sick.
mmm. last piece of chocolate cake
i won't feel guilty

Jenny Morris & Ian Row

Full cream & dairy free haiku

i.
i gotta have cream
screw dairy free confection
die, food nazi, die

ii.
what are my choices?
i'm lactose intolerant
gluggy asbestos

Neil Krieger & Ian Row

Spot Haiku 27

Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring

i.
Layers of meaning
Layers of winter hardship
Peel off in sunshine

Cathy Dineen

ii.
Come part clouds part clouds
So unrest and frustration
Give way to content

Simon Patience

iii.
There was hail in Perth
And mighty winds did sweep down
Now just chirping birds.

Sutekh the Destroyer

iv.
Winter versus Spring:
Will frost destroy sweet blossoms?
No, but Summer will.

Sharkbite von Herringattack

v.
This light comes in time
For me to see clearly
We need umbrellas

Cathy Dineen

vi.
soft and warm breezes
green shoots and scented blossoms
a change of season

Leah Billeam

A haiku about strawberry helicopters

Can't say something nice?
Strawberry helicopters!
Say something surreal.

Chris Gill