Monday, September 29, 2014

A haiku about Peta and Khloe

Peta and Khloe
I think they're the same person

Ian Row

Friday, September 26, 2014

A haiku about Olivia Newton-John

66 today

Ian Row

Thursday, September 25, 2014

A haiku about desire

for KPM

Do you want or need
On a scale of 1 to 10
Desire unpacked.

Ian Row
So glad you're home!
Could nap forever with you!
It's. A. Metaphor.


Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Tired, grumpy and flat;
Try not to think too hard that
it's only mid-week


Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Screw you, Spring

joy sunshines ripped out
by gallivanting pollen
screw you, Spring

Ian Row

Sunday, September 21, 2014


Alien, Channel ONE.
hashtag: howmanytimescan

Ian Row

Friday, September 19, 2014


Tony uses a big word.
Who's writing this show?

Ian Row
Right, have a good day.
Yeah yeah, I'll take the bins in.
Don't forget - SOY milk.


Thursday, September 11, 2014

Technophobic I

Technophobic I
on the verge of smart TV
Lost in the ether


Wednesday, September 10, 2014

I blame the full moon

I blame the full moon
the push and pull inside me
leaves you off the hook

Ian Row


Mistakes can be made.
Even when unintended.
Still cut just as deep.

Treat her like the help
and that's all you'll get from her
Too little, too late

Ian Row

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

A haiku about a brownie

I don't care
if you're a brownie
I wuv you


Monday, September 08, 2014

I created cartoons
that people read and enjoyed.
Used to be famous.


A haiku about getting out of bed

Submitted by KPM

Saturday, September 06, 2014

A haiku about sardines

Last time I'll say this
I don't care how you serve it
Not eating sardines


Mad Preston Market

Mad Preston Market
Plan of attack: a short list
a clear route - success!

Ian Row

Desire lines triumph
When the makers of footpaths
Reflect well trod paths


Years later...

Years later I still
spin a familiar tune
You are not my tribe

Ian Row

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Channel Seven please
I'd do it but I don't have
opposable thumbs


A haiku about the Disco Appreciation Society

I would respect you if you 
weren't so ignorant

Ian Row


The Specials board instead of 
number 44

Ian Row

Wednesday, September 03, 2014


hate the way after-
thoughts crawl under creep over
becoming the truth

Ian Row

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

So that guy last night,
you gonna see him again?
You should. I like him.


A haiku about wi-fi

A calamity
avoided on off simple
wi-fi restored

Ian Row

Monday, September 01, 2014

I'm not moving...

I'm not moving till
you make me a house, tunnels
and a verandah