Monday, September 29, 2014

A haiku about Peta and Khloe

Peta and Khloe
I think they're the same person
#justsayin

Ian Row


Friday, September 26, 2014

A haiku about Olivia Newton-John

66 today
#youretheonethatiwant
Hoo-oo-ooh

Ian Row

Thursday, September 25, 2014

A haiku about desire

for KPM

Do you want or need
On a scale of 1 to 10
Desire unpacked.

Ian Row
So glad you're home!
Could nap forever with you!
It's. A. Metaphor.

Charlie




Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Tired, grumpy and flat;
Try not to think too hard that
it's only mid-week

KPM

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Screw you, Spring

joy sunshines ripped out
by gallivanting pollen
screw you, Spring

Ian Row

Sunday, September 21, 2014

#alien

Alien, Channel ONE.
hashtag: howmanytimescan
onewatchalien

Ian Row

Friday, September 19, 2014

Insouciantly

'Insouciantly'
Tony uses a big word.
Who's writing this show?

Ian Row
Right, have a good day.
Yeah yeah, I'll take the bins in.
Don't forget - SOY milk.

Charlie


Thursday, September 11, 2014

Technophobic I

Technophobic I
on the verge of smart TV
Lost in the ether

Rocket

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

I blame the full moon

I blame the full moon
the push and pull inside me
leaves you off the hook

Ian Row

Mistakes

Mistakes can be made.
Even when unintended.
Still cut just as deep.

KPM
Treat her like the help
and that's all you'll get from her
Too little, too late

Ian Row

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

A haiku about a brownie

I don't care
if you're a brownie
I wuv you

Anonymous


Monday, September 08, 2014

I created cartoons
that people read and enjoyed.
Used to be famous.

KPM

A haiku about getting out of bed

























Submitted by KPM

Saturday, September 06, 2014

A haiku about sardines

Last time I'll say this
I don't care how you serve it
Not eating sardines

Charlie


Mad Preston Market

Mad Preston Market
Plan of attack: a short list
a clear route - success!

Ian Row




Desire lines triumph
When the makers of footpaths
Reflect well trod paths

KPM

Years later...

Years later I still
spin a familiar tune
You are not my tribe

Ian Row

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Channel Seven please
I'd do it but I don't have
opposable thumbs

Charlie


A haiku about the Disco Appreciation Society

"Administrator"
I would respect you if you 
weren't so ignorant

Ian Row

Imagination

Imagination
The Specials board instead of 
number 44

Ian Row

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

Afterthoughts

hate the way after-
thoughts crawl under creep over
becoming the truth

Ian Row

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

So that guy last night,
you gonna see him again?
You should. I like him.

Charlie


A haiku about wi-fi

A calamity
avoided on off simple
wi-fi restored

Ian Row

Monday, September 01, 2014

I'm not moving...

I'm not moving till
you make me a house, tunnels
and a verandah

Orlando