A haiku about Peta and Khloe

Peta and Khloe
I think they're the same person
#justsayin

Ian Row

A haiku about Olivia Newton-John

66 today
#youretheonethatiwant
Hoo-oo-ooh

Ian Row

A haiku about desire

for KPM

Do you want or need
On a scale of 1 to 10
Desire unpacked.

Ian Row

So glad you're home!
Could nap forever with you!
It's. A. Metaphor.

Charlie

Tired, grumpy and flat;

Try not to think too hard that

it's only mid-week

KPM

Screw you, Spring

joy sunshines ripped out
by gallivanting pollen
screw you, Spring

Ian Row

#alien

Alien, Channel ONE.
hashtag: howmanytimescan
onewatchalien

Ian Row

Insouciantly

'Insouciantly'
Tony uses a big word.
Who's writing this show?

Ian Row

Right, have a good day.
Yeah yeah, I'll take the bins in.
Don't forget - SOY milk.

Charlie

Technophobic I

Technophobic I
on the verge of smart TV
Lost in the ether

Rocket

I blame the full moon

I blame the full moon
the push and pull inside me
leaves you off the hook

Ian Row

Mistakes

Mistakes can be made.
Even when unintended.
Still cut just as deep.

KPM

Treat her like the help
and that's all you'll get from her
Too little, too late

Ian Row

A haiku about a brownie

I don't care
if you're a brownie
I wuv you

Anonymous

I created cartoons
that people read and enjoyed.
Used to be famous.

KPM

A haiku about getting out of bed

Submitted by KPM

A haiku about sardines

Last time I'll say this
I don't care how you serve it
Not eating sardines

Charlie

Mad Preston Market

Mad Preston Market
Plan of attack: a short list
a clear route - success!

Ian Row

Desire lines triumph
When the makers of footpaths
Reflect well trod paths

KPM

Years later...

Years later I still
spin a familiar tune
You are not my tribe

Ian Row

Channel Seven please
I'd do it but I don't have
opposable thumbs

Charlie

A haiku about the Disco Appreciation Society

"Administrator"
I would respect you if you 
weren't so ignorant

Ian Row

Imagination

Imagination
The Specials board instead of 
number 44

Ian Row

Afterthoughts

hate the way after-
thoughts crawl under creep over
becoming the truth

Ian Row

So that guy last night,
you gonna see him again?
You should. I like him.

Charlie

A haiku about wi-fi

A calamity
avoided on off simple
wi-fi restored

Ian Row

I'm not moving...

I'm not moving till
you make me a house, tunnels
and a verandah

Orlando